The Huntingdon County Fair

A group of farmers at the Huntingdon County Fair broke away from their wives at the funnel cake stand.

They took a pathway heading to barns exhibiting livestock. The smell of manure was too overpowering for most ladies of Huntingdon County to bare. They often ignored that part of the fair although they knew damned well what went on down in the holler.

Nestled behind the large white barns was a tent where hoochie girls did sinful things.

Bill Miller and his friends Skreetch Bumgardener, Mike Kern and Deforrest Ford paid their two dollars each and snuck into the tent while heavy set wives sat on a bench watching the crowds go by while sucking sweet lard from funnel cake pastries.

Liz Miller and her chunky sisters Nance Bumgardener, Carole Kern and Betty Ford threw their powdered sugar covered paper plates in a large barrel which served as a garbage can and marched their arses down the path to the bad girl tent and waited for their husbands to come out.

There were no benches in that part of the fair to sit on, so after growing tired, Nance marched her ass right into the tent and yelled– "Skreetch Bumgardener, get your ass out here now or you are not getting any ass for a month!"

All the men came running out of the tent because they knew the voice of Nance, the check out girl from the supermarket who knew absolutely everything that went on in Huntingdon County.