Bert
It hasn’t been easy dragging Bert around all my life. Honestly, it’s not as glamourous as it may sound to be hung and gay.
Who ever said I wanted to use Bert in the bedroom? Just because a man is hung does not mean he wants to go shoving his pecker in things. I always considered it a very handy pee tool- reaching down in the darkness of night, in bathrooms lit by night lights to comfortably find where to go on its own.
Bert has been quite a pest in the homo-bedroom. I’m what they call a bottom. It’s the lowest one can go on the totem pole of the human sex chain.
Bert ruins my chances of being a happy bottom.
In high school gym showers in the 9th grade I scared my classmates who knew me previously as the poor boy with bad acne.
They called me “Kick-stand”.
Life wasn’t any different in the Army. They made me carry the M —60 because they knew I could! I have spent my life searching for a top who does not become a bottom when I introduce him to Bert and my pen.
Who ever said I wanted to use Bert in the bedroom? Just because a man is hung does not mean he wants to go shoving his pecker in things. I always considered it a very handy pee tool- reaching down in the darkness of night, in bathrooms lit by night lights to comfortably find where to go on its own.
Bert has been quite a pest in the homo-bedroom. I’m what they call a bottom. It’s the lowest one can go on the totem pole of the human sex chain.
Bert ruins my chances of being a happy bottom.
In high school gym showers in the 9th grade I scared my classmates who knew me previously as the poor boy with bad acne.
They called me “Kick-stand”.
Life wasn’t any different in the Army. They made me carry the M —60 because they knew I could! I have spent my life searching for a top who does not become a bottom when I introduce him to Bert and my pen.
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