Father Mercy

“Give me that, child of the dark!”

“Tis mine. I found it first, go away vampire.”

“I will punch you in the face and knock out your fangs if you do not hand it over.”

“Be gone with you. You have no power here. I will tie you to a stake and allow the sun to rise upon your skin.”

“You weak fool. Don’t threaten me. You run at the sight of a crucifix! Why should I fear you?”

“Lighten up, Lestat. It’s only a bloody tampon.”