Private Payne

I must admit, as I approach 40 and realize I’m not as cute in my B.D.U.’s, I miss her crazy ass.

She’s always held a special place in my loving heart.

I wish she would drop by with Christopher and read me the new Ann Rice novel.

If he is real, I bet he writes better than Ann, reads better than I, and has Lisa’s drive to become a real writer.